Our 10 Favorite Songs About Masturbation

 Divinyls brought us the iconic "I Touch Myself" in 1990 but lyrically that hit was mostly about infatuation with someone else. Here's some of our favorites that focus a little more on the task at hand 😉 Whether you like to listen to music while you touch yourself or keep things quiet, we've got a little inspiration to hype you up. 

Britney Spears - Touch Of My Hand

I love myself'/ It's not a sin/ I can't control what's happenin'

'Cause I just discovered/ Imagination's taking over/ Another day without a lover/ The more I come to understand/ The touch of my hand

From the small of my back and the arch of my feet/ Lately I've been noticin' the beautiful me/ I'm all in my skin and I'm not gonna wait/ I'm into myself in the most precious way

Tweet feat. Missy Elliott - Oops (Oh My)

Umm I was looking so good I couldn't reject myself/ Umm I was feeling so good I had to touch myself/ Umm I was eyein my thighs butter pecan brown/ Umm comin outta my shirt and then the skirt came down

Tori Amos - Icicle

And when my hand touches myself/ I can finally rest my head

Getting off/ Getting off/ While they're all downstairs/ Singing prayers


Suzie Seacell - Me and My Vibrator

When I'm feeling sad and lonely/ And there's nobody around/ I get my favorite piece of plastic/ Cause it'll never leave me when I'm down

My little massage machine/ Makes me feel like a queen/ I love to turn you on


Nicki Minaj feat. Beyonce - Feeling Myself 

And I'm feelin' myself/ jack rabbit/ Feelin' myself/ back off/ 'cause I'm feelin' myself/ jack off

Hailee Steinfeld - Love Myself

Pictures in my mind on replay/ I'm gonna touch the pain away/ I know how to scream my own name

I'm gonna put my body first/ And love me so hard 'til it hurts/ I know how to scream out the words

Cyndi Lauper - she bop

Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone/ Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone/ Hey, I won't worry, and I won't fret/ Ain't no law against it yet/ oh she bop, she bop

Well I see them every night in tight blue jeans/ In the pages of a Blue Boy magazine/ Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation/ I'm picking up good vibration

Huh, yea, I want to go south and get me some more/ Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine/ They say I better stop or I'll go blind

Toni Braxton - You’re Makin’ Me High

Inside of my private thoughts / I can imagine you / Touching my private parts / With just the thought of you / I can’t help but touch myself


FKA Twigs - Kicks

When I’m alone / I don’t need you / I love my touch

Tell me, what do I do when you're not here?/ What do I do when you're not here? (I get my kicks like you)

Just like you/ I just touch myself/ And say, I'll make my own damn way/ Own damn way

Carly Rae Jepson - Party For One 

Making love to myself/ Back on my beat

I'll just dance for myself/ Back on my beat (back on my beat)/ Party for one